New Year Shopping!(:

I went to Far East today cos it's my FREE DAY and I had to get me CNY clothes. Haha yes I have to admit Far East is my favourite shopping place though it's full of Ah Lians and Ah Lian Clothes and Ah Lian Accessories and All Things Ah Lian. In fact when you walk in, I'm quite sure you can feel the Ah Lian influence pulling at you cos I myself stopped outside a hair place deliberating whether to get white hair extensions. That place is powerful huh.

Anyway it was good, I was soo efficient that I managed to get 2 pretty dresses and a random skirt for fun in like ONE HOUR. I got this really gorgeous bandage dress which is perfect for me cos it makes fat people like me look un-fat (Skinny's totally out of the picture sadly) and it makes my A cups look like D HAHA. Nicenice. Fabulous thing is I can even wear it plain and accessory-less and it still looks lovely.

And I finally found a checked schoolgirl skirt! Been wanting to get one for ages even though it's disgustingly act cute. But then I like to act cute so what? so what? Sadly when I was trying it on again in my room I realized I won't look strange holding a Bagpipe HAHA.

That's me.



Oh well anyway Happy Chinese New Year everyone!<3 Stuff yr faces with lotsa cny goodies! And Melissa Celestine Koh, I'm telling ya now I'm going to EAT MY FACE OUT DURING CNY an u can't do anything about it HAHA.

I am A Bloody Bitch..

FOR FORGETTING MY HALFIE'S BIRTHDAYY!! Hahaha okay I SWEAR I didn't forget it, I just MISSED it cos I lost track of the dates. There's a difference u know. But well at this juncture I can feel the smothering glare of my beloved Halfie so I shall just shut up and do my I'm-Sorry-For-Missing-Your-Royal-Birthday post dedicated to my favourite woman HalfieHon!!((:

4th Feb is a very special day because 22 years ago a royal baby was bestowed upon Mankind. Although the Bestowment isn't very good looking nor very intelligent, she insists she is Queen of All and bosses us poor minions around like a knife-wielding triad leader.





And we don't even want to discuss her appearance, for even in her better days, she bears an uncanny resemblance to certain amphibian species. Though some have argued that that would be a terrible insult to that unfortunate species. The debate rages on to this day, and it is indeed difficult to reach a conclusion: Who is uglier? Who is to say?



But she is not all bad of course. To her credit, she does volunteer work occasionally, especially providing company to the Ancient and the Haggard. Here we see her with a particularly aged and antique person, and we laud her kindness to the elderly.



And together with HER Halfie, the much acclaimed and ravishing Shit, they have embarked on perilious journeys together, discovering strange lands and emerging from many many (And I mean MANY) wildernesses.







Together, they have also modelled for several famous elite brands like Burberry, Salvatore Honyigamo and Shitnel to name a few. Their sensuality has been unrivalled, even in the competitive modelling arena.





So now I'll just like to wish my HALFIE DEAR a Happy Happy Belated 22nd Birthday!!! Love you babesy!! Even though you're so far away from me and frigging hell didn't come back to SIngapore for winter break!!!! Miss you like CRAZY, so much so that I went to re-read the scrapbook you sent me for me birthday hahaha. Ohwell hope you had a fab one, and congrats for nearing the ranks of the old. You're becoming a MINDY haha ohman must feel terrible huh. Love you la woman<3

VJC Sea Regatta or However One Spells It(:

We had our VJ performance today with the VJ Knights at the VJ Orientation! I was still wondering how would we have ANY audience if we're performing on a Friday morning, aside from the Taiji Aunties and Dog-walkers. So good that it turned out to be a HUGE crowd of VJ students!((:

Anyway we woke up BLOODY FRIGGING EARLY AT 6AM MEANING I SLEPT ONLY BLOODY 1HOUR COS I WAS UP ALL NIGHT AFTER TRAINING DOING ME PRESENTATION. But well, due to the lack of sleep and perhaps the coffee, I was hopping high all the way until I came back to KR like 3hours later. So it was a super fun perf!(:

Though a bit scary at first cos we weren't too sure about our timings and positions and during the full runs, I smashed into quite a few people when transiting between stunts. Meaning we didn't work out human traffic, and since we're performing with the VJ squad, there were like 20odd cheerleaders on a 8x8 mats area. During one of the runs, I shoved Beng away ferociously cos he was in my way and I didn't wanna miss my Btoss Sequence HAHA. Amazed at my viciousness man omg.

Anyway I'm so proud of the freshies cos it's their FIRST performance in front of a huge crowd and they performed admirably! Good job guys!!(:













Okay didn't manage to take with everyone cos we had to do full runs. The place was really pretty by the way, and cos it's East Coast, it kindof holds a certain memory for me(: Haha I hope the person who should know why knows what I'm talking about! But after a while, the sun came out and zomg I remember with sudden clarity why performing cheer outside can be quite a pain in the ass. Firstly it was frigging hot and after a few runs, everyone was sweating like pigs. And worse was the sunlight, it's quite terrible facing the sun directly and trying to do lib on partner stunts and spirit at the same time. Plus the Btoss haha, pity the bases. Luckily they could see enough to catch! After a while though, we started milling around and camwhoring haha.















Pretty soon it was time for us to perform!! I was quite nervous so I didn't full-out for the clapping part hehe but thankfully everything went up! First time!! Though I got so happy spiriting that I nearly fell off my Liberty HAHA. I blame the sun okay. Well great performance, I guess it was a bit quietish, like we didn't tell the freshies to remember to rahrah haha. But the audience was great la, like they'll ooh and clap at the stunts. Love that feeling ;) And omg super good fight for 2-2-1, we struggled in agony and thankfully the top flyer only fell at the correct count HAA nice. From the video it doesn't even look like a big mistake.

Then post-performance cam-whoring and all of us took a bus/cab back to schooll(: Took pics with the dear VJ Knights! Hope they come to KR Steppers, they have so much potential!











Yay great perf! But super uber shag now! Shall shower and hit the bedd(: Hope I don't get sick though omg, after not sleeping the entire night and running in the dam rain after my presentation and sitting in the FREEZING D Bus, i have a feeling I might not be too healthy ultimately sighhs. Okay shall end off with a narcissistic zi-pai cos I'm in love with the pretty ribbon on my head (and myself of course). Beautiful things must be loved. HA.

Respect!

Feeling bitchy again, oh gawd what is wrong with me. Well anyway I think an important lesson for today is RESPECT.

Please respect people who have more experience than you(: If you think you know everything then hmm let's see, how come you can't do your stunts properly(: How come you committed a mistake (According to my memory, and I'm sure many people's too) that I caught you rebuking a senior for(: You can comment on seniors' mistakes of course, but the way I saw it, you were impatiently SCOLDING the senior. Why? Are you qualified to scold? Please learn humility and respect. Even very zai seniors I know like JK, Calv, they don't SCOLD anyone, they just correct people nicely. Much less you. How can you reprimand a senior in that disrespectful manner O.o

Please learn to love your squadmates, not selected people thanks.

Cake Attack!

My dad managed to procure a whole bunch of Secret Recipe vouchers for one free slice of cake each voucher, and we have been trying diligently to clear those vouchers. And I'm telling u, it ain't easy. Holy crap eating cake has taken on another dimension altogether. I think if my family sees another slice we'll just turn tails and flee in horror.

Anyway my dad, sis and I each ate one slice on Sunday, then I dabaoed 4 slices back for me and Boyfriend, but turns out he doesn't have much of a taste of cake now, so I have to down the 4 slices meself before they spoil haha. I cleared through a sweet creamy White Choc Macadamia for breakfast, worked through 1/3 of a Mocha Cheesecake and 1/3 of a Marble Cheesecake after lunch and am now staring despairingly at the remains.



Daunting sight ain't it.

Dear Steppers, jiayou for trainings!!(:

I guess trainings are tough and will prob get tougher esp when IHG kicks in too. But we must hang in there! And things will get better and better!(: Yest, Mel and Elvina's side was like so perfect ehh, and Xxy and my side also got go up nicely a few times. Happy! Weeps and JC also managed to accomplish their own partner stunts things. Billy and Kat reaching their partner stunts milestone ahas. Everyone's doing great, so let's keep on piaing on together! Oh and Bases, be nice to flyers okayy. Flyers we must get stronger and more flexible together!!(: NO MORE AK-47!!

























Too bad no Mel and Weeps cos they came late!! Anyway I refuse to take pictures of unattractive people.

There is some sort of bad FENGSHUI around these days. Ivan was taken out by an awful excruciating ankle dislocation and Xiao Xinyi sprained her finger during touch rug. Jon claims we should just disband right now haha. I think we gotta really plough on and pray hard that Steppers will get through this.

Personal troubles too, not so much mine I suppose to think of it. But distressing all the same. I guess 2010 will be a year of challenges, just as 2009 was one of radical life changes. I don't think I've seen challenges in this light before.

Hope everything will come out fine, just gonna trundle along and take one thing at a time(:

Okay shall finish up the Rangsit post today! I'm really way too lazy to write about the party they threw for us and their high school team SamTech so I shall just summarize it. It was extremely wild and funny and amusing, and we had a good time(:

Then the next day we trained for half a day and went Chatuchak to sua khong!(: Which means SHOPPING!!! We all split up into groups and XXY and I went off with Joy and May. Xiao Xinyi and I didn't feel much like shopping but even so we managed to like buy at least 1 skirt each HAHA. And I had COCONUT ICECREAM at last!! It was every bit as yummy as I've imagined it to be. All creamy and sweet with bits of coconut jelly ahh. Very refreshing too!





Found a toy gun wedged into a skirt on display so took it out to play with hehe.

Then I met Non!! I've already met up with Harry and Nut and I was really happy to see Non! He was really sweet, he remembered that we like Luukchubs and he bought a few boxes for us(: And as we were chatting, May kept snapping away at us HAHAHA dam cute.





Then May brought us to Central to visit Nam Warn who was working there! Haha very happy ehh, managed to meet up with all our dearest Bangkok liasons(: And along the way we saw some cool performances on the bridge for some campaign. Couldn't resist stopping to take a few pics hehe. The Thai puppet thing is like dam creepy man, the puppet is human so it's quite disconcerting to watch the puppet master manipulate him from behind with those sticks things. Anyway we found Nam Warn and I introduced her to Xiao Xinyi! Nam Warn is so warm and friendly that she opened up to XXY like immediately even though they just met for the first time ahas. So chatted swiftly and had to rush back to Chatuchak to meet with the rest for night training!









The last day of our trip came really quickly! But Weeps, Ivan and I took another flight cos we came to Rangsit late. So we just went to send off the rest of the team(: And took many photos!! I think they were quite sad to leave RSU, at least I know Xiao Xinyi really is! The RSU cheerleaders came to send them off too haha dam sweet.









After that, we went with the RSU people to drink at some pub near Rangsit. The drinks are super cheap and nice! The cocktail is really sweet and the flavour is very nice and exotic, without the bitterness of the alcohol. Love it la omg. Poor Pui got a bit drunk again, and Bombam was dam high, though she kept insisting she's not. She kept shouting about "Rice Stick" and asking us to try it, and after a few moments we figured it's "Sticky Rice" hahaha. She's so dam cute man omg. My favourite flyer now! Sang was very sweet, he helped Pui back and took care of her, haha all guys should be like that ehh.

Then Big, Koy (My buddy!), Bombam, Sang and Pui stayed over with us and woke up with us at like 4plus am to see us to the cab. So nice(: And with great reluctance, we flew back to Singapore sighs. But I was very anxious to see Boyfriend actually HAHA so not too bad la. Anyway hope to return there again(: To the nice chill villagey life and the nice people. And I bloody lost 2.5kg after the intensive trainings man, though have a feeling I'm gaining all back now that I'm eating happily away in Spore sighs. Love RSU!<3

Thai Camp at Rangsit Uni(:

Finally had some time and energy to blog about RSU! Totally facing RSU Withdrawal, I miss the place and the people so muchh! But of course I've missed Boyfriend more so I'm still happy to be in Singapore HAHAHA.

Anyway I went to Bangkok on my own sobbs cos I had a raging fever the night before my flight so Weeps booked another flight for me the next day! I was quite worried about getting to Rangsit on my own but a bit nervy about taking a flight alone but turned out it was pretty easy hehe(: And Oat and Joy came to pick me up from the airport! So nice of them la, the airport is like about 1h ride from Rangsit!



Trainings were insane, every morning we start off with a Crazy PT Routine which more or less kills half of us by e time we're done. Then basic drills, then either partner stunts or pyramids. But towards the end, Oat gave us more and more breaks so not too bad. But as I bruise like a peach, I managed to get a whole variety of crazy bruises everywhere. My arms, my legs, my back, everywhere!





And the RSU Cheerleaders are super friendly and nice! Xiao Xinyi, Edward and I went with them to buy food for the BBQ Party at some market! Then one of the cute bases Tang went shopping at Future Park Mall with us ahas(: He's super nice, even though he was dam tired he still accompanied us la. Then we went to buy stuff for the Buddy Game (like Angel-Mortal) for the partyy!













[To be continued]

Thai Camp in Bangkok!(:

It's Day 3 for me cos I went one day late due to a horrendous fever and Day 4 for the other poor Steppers. And we're positively dying over here zomgs. Okay now it's not too bad cos Oat took pity on us and gave us half day off to go Platinum but xxy and I were too lazy and sian to shop so we stayed in Rangsit to explore the stalls along the streets!(:

Anyway our days here are pretty much the same, same warm up routine, same basic drills, same pyramids. Everydayy. I can't bear to look at myself in the mirror already ahas, totally look Mindified, like I aged 100 years in a space of 3 days. Me eyebags are sagging so bad and I have black rings around the eyes sighs. And we're getting pushed hard here ahas. Be it stunting, hideous PT or the super excruciating stretching. And I MEAN Excruciating.

But aside from the exhausting training, we're having SO MUCH FUN!!(: The place is a bit rural, like our sleeping area is just this big room with mattresses lined up in rows and each of us take one to sleep on. And I was still thinking "Oh hope I won't have a roomie cos I like my personal space after training", and in the end I ended up with 20plus other roomies HAHA. Amazing shits. And there is no hot water here, repeat, No Hot Water. Halfie are you reading this. No Hot Water. I scream in agony everynight. XXY and I will count to 3 and dash under our showerheads HAAA.

But I love it here!! It's like quite a laidback place, simple and peaceful. And very happening! Kinda like KR, tons of people playing sports in the hall alongside us. And the stalls along the streets are so cool, selling all sorts of yummilicious foods and clothes and stationary and whatever. Like everything!! Good and cheap<3 Plus the people are all so nice! XXY and I are like trying to make friends with all the Street People HAHA. We take photos with like the Cafe Auntie, the Milk Tea Boys, the Fruits Auntie, so funn!((:

Okay will continue the fuller version another time cos we're training soon and I'm too exhausted to blog properly yawns.



Our common bedroom!(:



Still sexy after First Training! Refuses to upload photos of self after subsequent trainings.



Milk Tea Boys! As mentioned above. One of them asked us out to club ahas CHEEHONG!!



Nice Auntie from this lil shop we ate at! She's super friendly!(:

[To be continued]